i had the weirdest fuckin day at work... i'm talkin way out there....
to start things off right, i got totally ripped on by a change scammer. that is one of those pathetic lowlifes that goes around asking you to change some bill or another, hands you a low denomination and then after you've given them change and shut the drawer, insists they handed you something higher. and this guy was such a pro. i was so convinced he'd handed me a one and he sat there and swore up and down it was a five. he gave the super honest face and the "i don't want to get you in trouble or anything" bull-sheet and talked me in circles. since it was the first thing in the morning (and i am not a morning person) i didn't know my head from my ass and finally was like, eh, here ya go. two minutes later i wise up, count down my drawer and realize i'm exactly four dollars off.
fucker.
it was funny though when i walked across to the other cashier to share my tale of woe and found that he got taken too, except it was a $1 for a $20. dumb shit. even i would have known better than to do that. yeah right. i just can't believe these people. apparently this is a common occurence in atlanta too. i had countless numbers of coworkers coming up to me later in the day and telling me stories similair to what happened to me. where the hell were they an hour or so ago? i'm just a people trustin, customer is always right, suburban chick. i didn't know the dirty little games these people play in atlanta. next time some homeless guy steps out on the street in front of me and shoots me that "i'm walkin here bitch" look, i'm hittin the gas.
on the other end of the spectrum, i got the weirdest voice mail at work. it was a very young child singing along in very sing-songy voice for about two minutes. s-h-i-t speels shit. b-i-t-c-h spells bitch. f-u-c-k spells fuck. fuck s__ fuck s__ fuck fuck fuck. it was surreal. i wrote down the number (thanx to that technological tool the phone number stamp) and called the little shit back. the little girl was so evasive. my parents aren't home. i don't know when they'll be home. it'll be a lot later. lying little shit. so i threatened them and said if they ever called back and did that again, i had their phone number and could get their address and their parents would find out about it. five minutes later the little girl called back to make sure she wasn't in trouble. i was thinkin to myself "that's right bitch". i guess i was still pissed that an adult scammed me that morning so i had to take it out on someone weak.
shining examples of society at its best right there.
