christmas is so much fun... how can anyone disagree with a holiday where a grown woman (that's me) can get huge foam green hulk hands for christmas to run around and beat her family and it is perfectly normal? i mean it doesn't get any better! this actually was one of my favorite christmas', save one thing... huey had to leave on christmas day :o( but we did have a lovely christmas before that. it's fun having a tree at our apt. and opening all our own presents before we go do family things... we even posed with the puppy in front of the tree... we are so cute and functional it's sickening... no really, it is.
oh well, playing house is fun. i like it just how it is... so why does everyone keep asking when are you guys gettin married?... it's maddening.. my mother even went so far as to ask me if there would be any big "presents" this christmas because all the family would be together for the first time in years so it would be opportune... honestly, i wish she'd just mind her own business. i don't see the big deal anyways. marriage is a loverly thing i'm sure and something i'll want to do someday, but i'm only 24 and i really don't think there is any reason to go jumping the gun. there is plenty of life left to live and there is no need to try to squeeze myself into some predetermined schedule that everyone has regarding dating and marriage. there is no limit as to how long i can keep this playing house up so everyone just needs to back off and let me figure things out on my own.
i mean it really is entirely inappropriate to go around asking people about things like that... noone comes up to you and says, so... when are you two going to break up... i mean really... it all falls under the category of NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS... this seems to be something that married people just can't help but ask you at every available opportunity... it's like they are part of some club and are trying to woo you into it... i think they are secretly thinking dammit why did i do this, i'm too young, let's trick this poor schmuck friend of mine into doing the same thing so we can be miserable together... jerks. i'm not falling for it because i'm too smart for you smug marrieds...
just too freakin smart...
oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!! (even the smug marrieds)
