mmmmm... alcohol... capt. morgan... even better. doesn't everyone have one of those friends who is just an awful drunk? they drink and suddenly it's all me, me, me and they go quickly from a pretty cool, laid back person to a raving lunatic bitch... well, that's me when i drink. it's awful... what makes the whole thing worse is that i know it but i do it anyways...
ok, so maybe i step on a few toes now and again... i say what's on my mind, even if it's some drunken drivel that is pouring out of my brain faster than i can process. and sometimes i run out of things to say and just stare... well... drunkenly, with this blank look on my face. but you know what? for every dumb thing i've done when i'm drunk (and i'm talking kick yourself in the nuts, i can't believe i'm such a retard, idiot drunken mistakes) i've had a ton of fun doing about a million other things. so i get meaner when i drink... i'm also a lot nicer. and i tend to really nag on people a lot... but i'm also more forgiving. i walk this fine line between being the happy go lucky fun drunk everyone dreams they are and the wicked walking asshole everyone just hopes they aren't... i'm a walking oxymoron and frankly, i like me this way.
drinking with me is an adventure... you just never know what you are going to get. everything gets topsy turvey and suddenly it's backwards day... you don't know what the hell i just said and when it comes down to it.... it doesn't really matter... you don't know whether to hug me or just wack me on the forehead...
mmmmm... alcohol... capt. morgan... even better. doesn't everyone have one of those friends who is just an awful drunk? they drink and suddenly it's all me, me, me and they go quickly from a pretty cool, laid back person to a raving lunatic bitch... well, that's me when i drink. it's awful... what makes the whole thing worse is that i know it but i do it anyways...